About Us

We’re not Pikeys, we’re Hippies! We’re totally going to move out of our two terraced houses into a field, where we will grow food, crafts and muscles.

Hooks For Everything

37, female human. Extremely lucky. Better at starting things than fi

Spaced Terror

31, male human. A++ at reaching things on high shelves. A+++ at console games.

Drunken Dwarf

34, male dwarf. Medium height shelves give considerable trouble, but good at drinking, swearing and hitting things with an oversized hammer.


46 (ouch!) year old female. Gladly tolerating marriage to Drunken Dwarf. Team medic and seamstress. Crafts with more enthusiasm than skill. Lapsed Wiccan.

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